1. bidyke:

    barbidreamdumpster:

    if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

    give them twenty dollars and go away.

    As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

    (via queenlupone)

     
  2. (Source: artjcf, via queenlupone)

     
  3. (Source: arswiss, via bravebattalion)

     

  4. witchyhellbroth:

    pinenolanapple:

    it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

    #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

    (Source: warmbloodedkiller, via pandafreakforlife)

     
  5. propioception:

    Low Level Morrowind Combat

     

  6. joy-to-the-web:

    i-effed-it-all-up:

    i-effed-it-all-up:

    he was a boy

    she was a girl

    can i make it any more heteronormative

    he was a punk, she did ballet

    why couldnt they be gay

    He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
    But secretly she wanted girls as well

    (via a-razorblades-kiss)

     
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  8. p0kemina:

    fragmentedd:

    Beauty or brains? 

    Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

    Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

    Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u

    (Source: grrrlproblems, via a-razorblades-kiss)

     
  9. rainbow09:

    add-at-its-finest:

    nosuchthingasprivacy:

    WTF I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG WHAT IS THIS!?!@

    the true story

    (Source: explodingactresses, via a-razorblades-kiss)

     
  10. pondwitch:

    snooopbloggyblog:

    goals

    literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

    (Source: bunrobot, via a-razorblades-kiss)